domingo, abril 27, 2003:

Although research on gummy bears has brought forth an abundance of empirical and theoretical contributions over the course of the last few years, the question of Gummy Bears' sexuality remains mostly unclear. Indeed, the question was often completely overlooked, as gummy bears were long considered to be non-sexy by nature. In fact not even the U.S. government has bothered to include gummy bears in its otherwise straightforward public nudity laws. The world-wide acceptance of naked gummy bears of all ages hanging out in overcrowded coed bags can only be understood as an assumption of their genuine asexuality.

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